A Shakespearean conversation

A: do you use a spell checker?
B: Yes, I do.
A: why?
B:  Because I don't like to sound ridiculous. I care for my language.
A: Shakespeare didn't use one, but I believe he still cared for language..., look at him, he invented so many new words. Can you imagine what would have happened if he had used a stringent spell checker like yours?
B: That's not my business, please spare my neurons.
A: It is your business, you said you care for your language.
B: Oh! did I say that?
A: Yes, you did.
B: Alright, I don't have the liberty of Shakespeare to use whatever the word I feel like using. For instance, I can't use "cutted"  "putted", even tough I feel they're more appropriate and less confusing. You know, there are confusing rules.
A: Okay, I got it. World doesn't encourage creativity and abnormality.